According to the results of my recent sleep study, I stop breathing roughly 20 times an hour. An
hour! Over the night of about 7 hours of sleep, it happened something like 146 times. That's a bit creepy to me... Also, my heart rate drops down to around 30 bpm. Now, that might not be that unusual for someone like an Olympic track star, but I am no Olympic track star, my friends. So yes, I have a moderate case of sleep apnea and I'll be going in on the 27th (or sooner, hopefully, if someone cancels) to get my cpap machine. With the
stylish mask, I can pretend I'm an Air Force pilot every night in bed! "Requesting permission for a flyby." "That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full." Woo...